Tanks Caption Competition

[Tank]

After a night in the woods with my brother Bevan (right) and his mate Barry (left) i took the following picture. The funnyest caption will win a Decon Box like this http://baseoftree.com/image/cache/data/products/containers/unusual_crafty/decon-120x120.jpg


THE PICTURE

 

[JAG009]

After a night in the woods with my brother Bevan (right) and his mate Barry (left) i took the following picture. The funnyest caption will win a Decon Box like this http://baseoftree.com/image/cache/data/products/containers/unusual_crafty/decon-120x120.jpg


THE PICTURE

Barry put another log on the fire !

 

[Biker]

"Da-yamn! You where right that vindaloo curry you ate was indeed a scorcher. Don't even ask, I'm not going to try and stamp that out either!"

 

[Bushwhacker]

"How come I could feel both your hands on my hips whilst you were checking my prostate?"

 

[Andy T]

Are you sure you've put some lube on that blow poker ?

 

[Shewie]

Bevan's advice on haemorrhoid relief left Barry with sore misgivings

 

[MartinK9]

"Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Tooooooooooooooooooooes":yikes:

 

[bearman]

I TOLD you those Bear Grylls "survival belts" were c**p....

 

[DaveBromley]

The only man that can create fire by rubbing 2 nuts together

Dave

 

[JAG009]

THE PICTURE

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http://youtu.be/1tqxzWdKKu8

 

[offroadmick]

THE PICTURE

Whilst playing cherads, Barry wishes he hadn't pulled 'ring of fire' from the hat...

 

[morch]

Was thinking exactly that Jason

Dave

 

[MSkiba]

These arnt just gruds, there MnS Gruds!

 

[mountainm]

After throwing away the tin of Maya dust we resorted to lighting the fire using a technique rarely seen outside the local stag doo....

Or

During charades Barry went a little too far when he tried to act out Johnny Cash's famous hit "ring of fire"....

 

[Ronnie]

The only man that can create fire by rubbing 2 nuts together

Dave

Sounds like the winner!

 

[Imagedude]

Bevan considered Barry's offer but decided to settle for a game of pocket billiards...

 

[Mesquite]

THE PICTURE

Ok... my ring is warmed nicely... what's next?

 

[Barn Owl]

'Real bushcrafters don't wear jeans I tell you'.

 

[Realbark]

"Put yer glasses back on Man! The compost toilets over there!

 

[Chastiser]

'OK, I am ready, get the spitroast pole and make sure it is well greased'