I have to say Wayland i am with you i got so sick of being stopped and searched in my youth that i can't help but ooze dry wit and snide remarks anytime i am stopped these days, this mostly stems from i know these days there is nothing i could be done for and i definitely never have anything in my pockets they could screw me over for, the last time i was stopped was about a year ago at 3am, me and my buddy were night mountain biking and he got a thorn in his tyre so we are sitting dressed in full mtb padded gear with helmets with lights on and hydropack backpacks on under a street lamp and he is fixing a puncture with the wheel off the bike and bits scattered about the floor, cop drives past spins around and pulls up rolling down his window and says "" What you two doing?" My reply "We're roasting a chicken" this is followed by a full PID check of us both and the serial numbers on our bikes and a thorough search of all our pockets and belongings. One day i'll learn to keep my gob shut
Must be a northern thing I suffer from the same affliction. Once got stopped walking a farm road in camo with a game bag and a gunship sporting a Beretta logo. When asked what was in the bag I medically NEEDED to say a fencepost. The look on his face was worth the 25 minuets of licence checks and assorted other nonsense