Riddle me this

[pilsbury]

yep thats right

 

[DaveBromley]

Next! lol

Dave

 

[g4ghb]

what is the only question you can never answer without lying?

 

[Loenja]

are you lying?

 

[drewdunnrespect]

when the misses asks does my bum look big in this

 

[g4ghb]

nope - you can truthfully answer that!

 

[Loenja]

are you lying, if you say yes your not lying if you say no you are lying.

 

[g4ghb]

it may not be wise to do so though!

 

[g4ghb]

ok - you could look at it this way......

What question can you never honestly answer yes to?

 

[bojit]

do you like marmite?

oops wrong thread..

Craig...........

 

[Shambling Shaman]

How is the letter A like a spring flower?

 

[DaveBromley]

are you dead

Dave

 

[g4ghb]

are you dead

Yup, that'll do Dave - I was thinking less morbidly of asleep but dead will do

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Nope not that

 

[g4ghb]

How is the letter A like a spring flower?

cuz it's followed by a bee? (B)

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Nope not that

Sorry, missed this - as it was supposed to be me next, bit slow to post as getting kids out of the bath...

 

[Shambling Shaman]

cuz it's followed by a bee? (B)

Yes- your next.....

 

[DaveBromley]

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come?

Dave

 

[Whittler Kev]

Grandad, son & grandson

 

[Whittler Kev]

What's green and sits in the corner?