A little Humor is in order...
In order from least favorite (or tedious rather) to most common and efficient:
1.
Fission Technology -
Portable ICBM - this is a great option if you have a troupe of sherpas willing to trek it in. Also produces a bigger blazing hot fire faster than anything else known to man.
Some assembly required and very difficult to purchase without license.
2.
Chemical Technology -
Napalm, phosphorous - This "old-school" jungle demon has scorched more marshmellows than anything made from fibrous pulp over the past 100 years. With exception to forest fires, Napalm looks to be the easiest most affordable method for cooking production on a mass scale (let's not forget gel fuels here too!).
Some assembly required. Chemical availability varies from country to country. Some restrictions may apply
3.
Friction Technology -
Bow, Hand, Sticks - Russian firefighters are not allowed to carry lighters. Rather than using friction and hours worth of valuable sleep time needed from fighting fires, They choose to eat their food raw (national geographic has an article on this somewhere). Granted, the hours necessary to dry the wood and then produce embers are faster with a bow, but firefighters are not allowed to carry bows.
Some assembly required. Please consult with physician prior to intense physical activity associated with this technique.
4.
Electroluminescence Technology -
Lightning bugs, Swamp gas - It stands to be said that it is a chance possibility that a spark could be created by slamming your hand on top of a nest of lightning bugs. This is untested theory which science is still trying to prove.
5.
Friction Chemical Spark Technology -
Firesteel, Magnesium, Thermite - This is the greatest of backup firestarting technologies. When matches, a lighter, ICBM are not available, properly placed dry tinder will snatch up the big hot burning sparks in no time. Oxydized magnesium or aluminum make incredible spark catchers and have been known to burn in excess of 2300-4300 deg Fh! Good thing they don't pack that in armore piercing shells.
No assembly required. For ages 12 and over.
6.
Friction Chemical Technology Upgrade -
Match - Imagine the look on the kings eyes after you step out of your time machine and lite up a cigarette with a match! instant fire, bellowing smoke.. the dragon reincarnate! Instant fire makes everyone happy. Thanks to recent advances in sulphur technology, the smell of rotten eggs has been reduced to almost nothing.
No assembly required. Avoid wet storage.
7.
Ultimate Gas-Powered-Renewable-Recycleable Flame Production Unit -
Lighters, blow torche - From Zippos to Bics, from convenience store lighters to Colibri... Nothing can compare to the compact indespensible nature of the modern day lighter.
No assembly required. Avoid dispensing of lighter in coals after realizing it is out of fuel.
After all, when we leave our houses with our kits, gear, and everything else, why adhere to the technology of a bygone era to hinder our desired harmony with the outdoor expedition?
For most of us, our gear does not include a 20 kg. cast iron dutch oven (doubles as a bullet proof helmet for people with large necks).. on occasion, however, sherpas will accomodate for the right price
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