william# said:
please do go on i love hearing these storeys it makes me realise im not as dumb as i think - its all realative you know lol
I often think there should be some kind of proficiency test for letting people loose in a wilderness area.
Last year we came on two groups of canoers who wouldn't have passed. The first was a group of orientals going down a narrow water way. They were navigating by the pool ball method. Paddle till they hit one shore, paddle further until they hit the other.
The other group was from Kentucky. Though canoe parties are limited to nine people - they had 20 people in four canoes. Their packs (luggage) had more variety than I've ever seen - including a bowling ball bag and small pieces of furniture. We assisted them in getting their belongings (must have been every thing they owned) across the portage. Still took about four trips.
Then there was the fella portaging a canoe, missed the trail and ended up on top of a cliff in a high wind - canoe acted as a huge air-scoop.
And the guy setting up a large tarp in a high wind - had several ropes running for ridgepole ropes (we were never quite able to figure out what he was doing). He came close to hanging himself. He did survive though.
Axe in the leg or foot -happens quite often. Had a man bring up a small chainsaw (illegal) and plant it in his head. Cut off fingers. Get drunk and fall in the campfire. Had two canoers fall asleep in their canoe on a river and wake up just as the canoe was going over a falls. They were stranded on a rock above the falls for three days.
We had a Chinese man and his son. Rented a snowmobile - minus 30 C - snowmobile conked out after a mile down the trail. They came through it though. Plucky crew. Instead of walking back the one mile however, they walked 17 miles in the other direction. Sure thought we would have bodies on that one.
The kid was very young. They did have frostbite, but good for them, they didn't panic. They had a trail and kept moving - when keeping moving was what would keep them alive. With the language barrier and all - I can't really fault them - that much - for not having a better grasp of where they were.
We've had quite a few snowmobile and ATV fatalities. Basic stuff. Going 90 where they should be doing 30.
When I used to guide - I would sometimes get back in a day or two and think, "These people are just not up to this." Instead of doing a circle route, or what ever was planned itinerary, I'd just plunk them down on a campsite and do day trips out from there for the rest of the week. Amazing thing is how seldom it happened. Most people, even if they've never been in the woods before, have enough common sense to keep from getting into trouble.
PG