Indian Scout on returning to report to Gen:G.A. Custer at Little Big Horn.
"Yellow hair, you ain't gonna like this"
And Custer saying to his laughing Indian scout:
"I thought you said there was just a ... flock of Crows ... over that hill?"
It takes a village to raise a child -- NO, it takes a PARENT!!!! A REAL parent!
And Hilary? Your village called - they want their idiot back!
Or a stereotypical one:
Irish lad in a pub watching a fight between two people:
"Is this a private fight or can anybody join in?"
A Biblical one:
Noah to one of his sons: "I thought YOU brought the Unicorns"
For the learned types:
Credo quia absurdum, I believe it because it is absurd.
Just to define a new word:
I'm not a vegetarian nor a carnivore. I'm an opportunivore!
Or social comment:
It is better to be drunk than idiot , it does not last as long .
Beauty is skin deep, but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Some Cowboy/Old West?
Always get the coffee water upstream from the herd.
Never squat when wearing spurs!
It's not the dog in the fight, but the fight in the dog.
And a few more ... general ones:
God gives us children so that death isn't such a disappointment.
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." -- Mark Twain
"You can't run with the big dogs if you still pee like a puppy."
Had enough? I can post more.
Mikey - that grumpy ol' German blacksmith out in the Hinterlands