my missus

[toilet digger]

have a girlfriend to swap,
she doesn't do as she's told. a bit lax with the housework but she does do a passable lasagne.
would accept some waterproof matches or a packet of chocolate hobnobs

 

[woof]

Crikey, i can't afford the one i've got, let alone taking on another one !


Rob

 

[JDO330]

You know how it works, we need pics with all possible trades or sales!

 

[fred gordon]

I thought there were specialist websites for this sort of swap!!! Not sure if you want to go there though!

 

[Mesquite]

You know how it works, we need pics with all possible trades or sales!

We also need to know the current condition, mileage, estimated running costs etc

 

[shaggystu]

chocolate hob nobs are on BOGOF in my local shop this week.............

 

[Mesquite]

chocolate hob nobs are on BOGOF in my local shop this week.............

Is that a it a cunning plan to swap him one pack for the girlfriend and still have a pack left over? Clever boy

 

[shaggystu]

Is that a it a cunning plan to swap him one pack for the girlfriend and still have a pack left over? Clever boy

the other pack were to placate the current girlfriend when i explain to her that she's going up for swaps!

i need to be very afraid now, my darling dearest often reads this forum

 

[toilet digger]

35 years on the clock
has all her own teeth
one leg shorter than the other, so has a tendency to walk round in circles
runs on noodles and hot air.

 

[Xunil]

I thought it was globally understood that the Total Cost of Ownership and Return on Investment is prohibitive on all models, regardless of age and condition ?

 

[bikething]

I thought it was globally understood that the Total Cost of Ownership and Return on Investment is prohibitive on all models, regardless of age and condition ?

No mate.... that's landrovers okenest:

 

[Hugo]

That seems a good swap, as you are not asking for bourbons.

 

[bojit]

If i had bought a landy instead of getting married 15 years ago i would probably be about quits money wise

Craig..............

 

[gsfgaz]

u can keep her mate , i like ma chocolate hobnobs ...

 

[Harvestman]

...she doesn't do as she's told.

You obviously had unrealistic expectations mate. They never do as they are told...

 

[Dougster]

No mate.... that's landrovers okenest:

AND women.

 

[walker]

sounds like a fair trade

 

[Shambling Shaman]

You obviously had unrealistic expectations mate. They never do as they are told...

HA! mine dose exactly what shes told,,, AND I have her permission to say that.

 

[andyc54]

i can stretch to a pack of hobnobs with only 2 removed but can you deliver and can she wash work clothes

 

[Whittler Kev]

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