Perhaps I need two coats, dog walker shooters long coat (one for £30 I've seen on a website link provided) and a paramo alta 3 or similar.
A Swazi Tahr might hit the mark for you they're at knee length but the price point is high. I tried one on but looked more like Friar Tuck.
Love mine, simple but effective and it's not let me down. It was always on the wish list but the price was the issue, luckily I found an RM branded one at a car boot sale, not silly cheap but still a bargain. Ideally its one size too big but i found it allows me to use over a down jacket in the winter and probably cooler than a more snug fit when it's warmer.
Luckily I don't give a monkeys what I look like
Would I buy another, if I had the funds, yes.
That is not unusual, have you dried drizabone? I had one for years for dog walking, bit heavy and stiff to start with but once worn in they are great except the crap hood.You are missing something.