Knife amnesty

[John Fenna]

But me arms are all snapped and me spine looks like plate of minced beef John.... help!!!!

Do not worry - the act of your putting the lifejacket on (by yourself) will cure these ailments as well! It even cures being burned to a crisp!

 

[jackcbr]

Superb, I thought I might stir things up a bit, but now we've got nursery rhymes and whistle blowing terrorists wearing life jackets crashing into mountains.

Thanks guys, this has put a much missed smile on my face and apologies to anyone looking for a sensible discussion. Life's not that serious that we shouldn't poke fun at ourselves from time to time.

 

[helixpteron]

Life's not that serious that we shouldn't poke fun at ourselves from time to time.

I don't need to poke fun at myself as there's never a shortage of others to do it for me!

 

[HillBill]

Please, please, please can we have a week without moaning about knife laws. Pretty please, with a cherry on top.

When does this week start then.

 

[poddle]

Sunday at 6PM sounds ok by me... alright by the rest of you? that is if I can get this ruddy life jacket on.


Shall we start a new thread, or carry on with this one, its quite nice here

 

[jackcbr]

I never take my life jacket off. Makes life easier that way, always got a light to hand and a whistle. The yellow is quite fetching too. Though I can't inflate it till I am out of the door.

 

[poddle]

Its bit of a sod in bed though, her in doors don't like me blowing the whistle in time with the rhythm

 

[dasy2k1]

i dont know about the edged tools subforum but this should live in the edged wit section!

 

[helixpteron]

i dont know about the edged tools subforum but this should live in the edged wit section!

Not if I join in!

 

[drewdunnrespect]

i thought it was just me and maddave that had screws loose because well he's mad and i am crasy but by the sounds of this thread well you lot need to seriously take a look at the "i need to talk about shiny sharp things all the time" rehab center and maybe book yourself a couple of weeks lol

 

[jackcbr]

Shall we make this a group therapy thread then? Or maybe aversion therapy, when you think you might want to talk about sharp pointy things, picture Ann Widdecombe naked, that should sort you out.

 

[slammer187]

Mate, but there's so much to moan about

Tony, I think it's about time you made a knife moaning sub-forum!

 

[Tony]

He he, the Anti Knife forum, the Anti Kit forum, the Anti survivalist forum, the Anti preparedness forum, the Anti Ali cookwear forum, the Anti Axe forum, the Anti goverment forum, the Anti Anti forum, the Anti thought forum, the Anti movement forum.........Yeah, why not

 

[Big Geordie]

Can we have a moan about the naked Anne Widdecombe thread? Just substitute those words every time youare tempted to mention a "shiny sharp" word.
For example I am really concerned that our local police have switched to a zero tolerance basis of me going about my normal activities with naked Anne Widdecombe. Historically (hysterically) It has always been a great comfort to have a naked Anne Widdecombe on my person somewhere.
Where is this all going to end? They will be confiscating our singing John Majors next if were not careful!

And can we make it a sticky????
Atb
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[jackcbr]

Can we have a moan about the naked Anne Widdecombe thread? Just substitute those words every time youare tempted to mention a "shiny sharp" word.
For example I am really concerned that our local police have switched to a zero tolerance basis of me going about my normal activities with naked Anne Widdecombe. Historically (hysterically) It has always been a great comfort to have a naked Anne Widdecombe on my person somewhere.
Where is this all going to end? They will be confiscating our singing John Majors next if were not careful!

And can we make it a sticky????
Atb
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Having now got a mental image of this I wish I had a naked Ann Widdecombe to gauge my eyes out with. AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[andy r]

Anne Widecombe and "make it sticky" in the same sentence, I think not !!

 

[helixpteron]

He he, the Anti Knife forum, the Anti Kit forum, the Anti survivalist forum, the Anti preparedness forum, the Anti Ali cookwear forum, the Anti Axe forum, the Anti goverment forum, the Anti Anti forum, the Anti thought forum, the Anti movement forum.........Yeah, why not

The positive side of the Auntie movement...

 

[Hoodoo]

He he, the Anti Knife forum, the Anti Kit forum, the Anti survivalist forum, the Anti preparedness forum, the Anti Ali cookwear forum, the Anti Axe forum, the Anti goverment forum, the Anti Anti forum, the Anti thought forum, the Anti movement forum.........Yeah, why not

I Think, therefore I Moan Forum. okenest:

 

[helixpteron]

I Think, therefore I Moan Forum. okenest:

I went to the imoan Forum, and all I got were these lousy 'T' shirts...

 

[Big Geordie]

The one in blue is Anne Widdecombe?okenest:
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