We had a bloke phoned the rozzers about noise polution at 1am
Had just bought a large cottage as a holiday home
The noise pollution - a combine harvester harvesting by searchlight to get the wheat in before an inbound storm ruined it
"Oh dear" says copper "what time do you need to be up"?
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6am" says the townie -
"I have to get back to town"
"Will you have cornflakes for breakfast"? Asks the rozzer....
"Yes...why?" says the townie
"Cos you s****ing won't if he doesn't finish harvesting" said the copper
Next morning, same copper nicked the townie for speeding on his way back to the motorway
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He didn't buy his own beer for weeks
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