He's been quiet since 17:39...
Do you think he's been hung by his family jewels in the nearest tree with his knives as nails?? :yikes:
Post-it Notes and songs round the camp fire?
Hmmmm not looking good at all for Stu.... Nothing from him at all.
His wife must have not believed the wet coal story and grounded him big time
it's all ok chaps! i'm alive!
things couldn't have worked out better, after filling the house with thick black smoke and panicking for quite some time i got a phone call from my darling dearest, she'd gone shopping with her mother and then got dropped off in town, what she didn't realise is that she'd left her wallet elsewhere so couldn't get home, superstuart to the rescue! i'm a hero! funny how these things work out, by the time we got home you'd never have guessed that the house had been fumigated only hours previously.
....................and relax
stuart