I like Hammocks.

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I am always happy to spend a couple of days in the park with the kids.

Food is supplied by the cafe in the middle of the park, with the drinking water tap and the toilet block.

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Its a wonderful place.

The coppers ignore me.

The breakfasts and tea come ready prepared and not even a little burnt.

The trees are just the right distance apart, the kids sleep well here too

THe shrubbery gives some privacy

And theres no pigging ants !
 

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Under my name it says "tenderfoot"

Whats a tenderfoot?

I think it used to say something else. Did it change on its own?
 
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Thank you Telwebb.

Wonder how long it will take me to get to the next one.....
 

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It was one of those days.

It had been a very stressful week.

Oh, and I had eaten far too much - even for me.

I just needed to curl up for the rest of the day and night and get over it.

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My biggest kid was still sitting there on the path screaching and shooting bricks at the seagull that caused the crash.

He is a fantastic shot. You can almost guaruntee he will manage to hit the ground with every shot without it getting interfered with on the way.

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Apparently, the seagull looked at him funny and made him heap his go kart.

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My smallest had run off screaching through the forest with no shoes on because the chain had fell off his tractor.

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I like hammocks. They help me cope with the kids.
 

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I suppose cable tying the kids to their hammocks and going home would be classed as cruelty.
 

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I think its really important not to put your kit on the ground.

I have found that not having your string hammock can be a huge pain in the neck.

The hammock and my whiskey were among the things that disapeared from my pack on this trip, to be replaced by a large lego kit.

Neither of the kids had any idea who could possibly have done such a thing.

Mutter, kids top of tree in hammock with lots of bungees, me in pub with trees in garden, mutter.......
 

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The kids were still trying to work out where the middle of their tarps were.

I could have told them - if I still had the whiskey.

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I insist they empty and restock their bags between trips as it really irritates me when we get somewhere and they have forgotten something.

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If they forget their kit its because they are stupid and lazy.

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Obviously, if I forget something, its an accident, because I am a bit forgetful, and of course, they should have reminded me.

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I hate trying to drag my stuff through this sort of ground.

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Made it though.

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Not sure where they went.

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Still.....

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They turned up again with all the noise......

How can two relatively small kids make sooo much noise?
 

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Hi Robbi

Hmmm.

Leaving the kids cable tied to hammocks in the woods....

I suppose it would make the wife more noisy, although, on second thoughts, that might not be physically possible.

I suppose I would also miss them.

I would have to find someone else to blame for everything that I cant blame on the wife.
 

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Found some really thick wood a mile or so from the house.

Took ages to find a clearing in it.

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Just managed to get setup before it started raining.

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Started to notice the cold seeping into my back at night.

Maybe the sleeping bag is wearing.
 

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Found some really thick wood a mile or so from the house.

Took ages to find a clearing in it.

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Just managed to get setup before it started raining.

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Started to notice the cold seeping into my back at night.

Maybe the sleeping bag is wearing.


you're compressing the insulation mate...its unavoidable really

have a search on here for "underblankets"

they sling under the hammock on the outside,

then you can start a thread "i like underblankets"

cheers

Stu
 

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