I like Hammocks.

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I am always happy to spend a couple of days in the park with the kids.

Food is supplied by the cafe in the middle of the park, with the drinking water tap and the toilet block.

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Its a wonderful place.

The coppers ignore me.

The breakfasts and tea come ready prepared and not even a little burnt.

The trees are just the right distance apart, the kids sleep well here too

THe shrubbery gives some privacy

And theres no pigging ants !
 
Under my name it says "tenderfoot"

Whats a tenderfoot?

I think it used to say something else. Did it change on its own?
 
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It was one of those days.

It had been a very stressful week.

Oh, and I had eaten far too much - even for me.

I just needed to curl up for the rest of the day and night and get over it.

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My biggest kid was still sitting there on the path screaching and shooting bricks at the seagull that caused the crash.

He is a fantastic shot. You can almost guaruntee he will manage to hit the ground with every shot without it getting interfered with on the way.

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Apparently, the seagull looked at him funny and made him heap his go kart.

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My smallest had run off screaching through the forest with no shoes on because the chain had fell off his tractor.

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I like hammocks. They help me cope with the kids.
 
I suppose cable tying the kids to their hammocks and going home would be classed as cruelty.
 
I think its really important not to put your kit on the ground.

I have found that not having your string hammock can be a huge pain in the neck.

The hammock and my whiskey were among the things that disapeared from my pack on this trip, to be replaced by a large lego kit.

Neither of the kids had any idea who could possibly have done such a thing.

Mutter, kids top of tree in hammock with lots of bungees, me in pub with trees in garden, mutter.......
 
The kids were still trying to work out where the middle of their tarps were.

I could have told them - if I still had the whiskey.

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I insist they empty and restock their bags between trips as it really irritates me when we get somewhere and they have forgotten something.

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If they forget their kit its because they are stupid and lazy.

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Obviously, if I forget something, its an accident, because I am a bit forgetful, and of course, they should have reminded me.

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I hate trying to drag my stuff through this sort of ground.

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Made it though.

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Not sure where they went.

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Still.....

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They turned up again with all the noise......

How can two relatively small kids make sooo much noise?
 
Hi Robbi

Hmmm.

Leaving the kids cable tied to hammocks in the woods....

I suppose it would make the wife more noisy, although, on second thoughts, that might not be physically possible.

I suppose I would also miss them.

I would have to find someone else to blame for everything that I cant blame on the wife.
 
Found some really thick wood a mile or so from the house.

Took ages to find a clearing in it.

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Just managed to get setup before it started raining.

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Started to notice the cold seeping into my back at night.

Maybe the sleeping bag is wearing.
 
Found some really thick wood a mile or so from the house.

Took ages to find a clearing in it.

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Just managed to get setup before it started raining.

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Started to notice the cold seeping into my back at night.

Maybe the sleeping bag is wearing.


you're compressing the insulation mate...its unavoidable really

have a search on here for "underblankets"

they sling under the hammock on the outside,

then you can start a thread "i like underblankets"

cheers

Stu
 

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