Is it a geographical thing?? Like pitching your hammock on the nexus point of three counties??
Is that a car park to the right of the picture?
Cones dropping on you all night?
Small tree sways in the wind?
Plastic ninja gets the prize!
Only planted 7 years ago too... have already coppiced some of the alder (which have started resprouting) and one of the biggest ones is about 10" in diameter. Was a bit worried they wouldn't hold up but they seem strong enough... we'll see again tonight!
We have a a number of Hultafors Outdoor Knives with Firesteels
You can see more details here in this thread OUTDOOR KNIVES
The price is £27 and you can pay via the paypal button below.