This is a very tongue in cheek entry ~ and it is not to be taken with excessive seriosity.
Date under taken:
Feb 13 to 15 2012.
Items taken:
Freebies taken:
Luxury freebie in lieu of a need for a nicotine fix:
Special note should be noted, once more, as this really is a rather tongue in cheek episode.
Challenge Diary.
(With a couple or two pics or so)
Day One:
Monday 13[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
Arrived at pitch at approx midday.
Quickly set-up.
Hit by a sudden realisation ~ Id set to with all the style and finesse of a day dead baboon.
De-camped and did it again ~ this time, properly.

Hungry, time to go a forage and seek a source of water!
Found a fantastic seed pod ~ should be suitable for at least some of the next day or so's meals.
I have also stumbled upon some invasive non-native plants which would seem quite adequate for making eating utensils.
Having made my cooking utensils the finished items have taken on a strangely metallic sheen.
Rest and sustenance is taken at safe harbour ~ with good fortune I have discovered a fallen wild growing domestic tree of the genus Flatus tabelii Blue and a stump of a Seatus bumfitonus. The half seed pod found earlier is of the genus Platus Plasticii Manky Brown with the foraged food and two of my new utensils.

Having savoured my repast I recommence my search for a supply of fresh water.
Success! Close to my pitch I have located a stand of the vine Tapus domesticus 'Hatandcold' ~ the water appears to be safe, but has a strange chemical like taste.
A sense of growing urgency dictates that I now locate one further area for delivering of personal issues.
A quick scout around reveals a safe arbour in a felled tree (Blockus toiletii Lit and Aircond') . Often found within its structure is the parasitic hybrid Bogrollius smoothii x butus.
Better than Holly leaves!
Returned to my pitch and realised that Im still thirsty. Time to top up the caffine

Had a read ~ Nessmuk by candle light ~ Woodcrafted bliss!
There seem to be some locals around ~ but its possible that they, like myself, are just passing through. Using the cover of darkness I shall investigate.
I can confirm that these fellow travellers are definitely not part of The Helium Brigade. If anything, they appear to be more closely related to The three foot Tall and Squeaky Squad ~ where possible I shall endeavour to avoid interacting with such primitive creatures.
Bum, theyve found me ~ but, for the moment, my encampment is still safe.
On further investigation they appear to be part of The Persistent Noisy Beggar tribe. Could be worse!
Day Two.
Tuesday 14[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
A good interrupted nights sleep. Awoke to this scene ...

Shortly after waking I discover that at least one of the woods Tea Pixies seems to want to appease me.

Hungry once more, I have decided to go off in search of breakfast.
Sustenance is found in the hands of the Persistent Noisy Beggars. They have little mastery of fire and cooking ~ but seem to understand the concept of bribery. A better meal is sourced!
Although I had decided against interaction, my better nature best me and I share the magic of fire with the tribe.
In thanks, the tribe does me the honour of providing me with lunch.

Having seen the meal intended for me and, under the guise of Medical Requirements I persuade them to provide me with the raw ingredients so that I can do for myself.
I shall keep my eyes open for Post it Notes!
Spent the afternoon wandering around ~ and trying to avoid further interaction with the PNB's..
On my wanderings I keep an eye out for something for my evening meal.
I strike success when I stumble upon an arbour of a tree (Pinus cabinii kitchenalia). Various strange seed husks and grub are found inside.


Turn in for the night ~ another quick read. Quite glad to have found a replacement for making other use of the book.
Day Three.
Wednesday 15[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
An eventful night! Having just got comfortable, nature made an insistent call and lead to a major zip malfunction. Fixing was fun in pitch black.
Im not sure what the Tea Pixies were supplying me with but it seems to flow in the dark ~ and Im up and down like Zebedee in a disco.
After finally silencing my bladder I rest peacefully until after daybreak.
On rising I get the caffeine on.
Once caffeinated I break camp ~ unfortunately normal life' calls and I'm due back at work in a couple of hours.
Kit & set-up pics ...
Saw and Knife.

FAK, book and Wash Kit.

Brew Kit (Primus 96 stove, lighter, Pot, Bag of caffeine, spoon ~ well, it's a kit of sorts
).

My 'Not-so-Purple' UCO Micro lantern (spare candles are in the metal case underneath).

Pack and sleeping bag (in Ortlieb dry bay).

ALICE butt pack ~ The FAK, lantern, washkit travel in this and, at camp, it's used to store items off of the floor but easily accessible.

It also provides a storage space for my saw.

And is 'reasonably' unobtrusive when the blanket is in place.

UCO reflector in its combi-pouch ~ pouch doubles up as an insulating place mat.

The almost finished set-up ~ stuff still showing. The humble Swiss Surplus poncho is a hardy beast and, as well as being my camp waterproof, does a good job of doubling up as a clean surface to put my unshod feet. My pack sits on the ortlieb dry bay that my stove travels in.

And, with the blanket in place, a bit neater.

Not a short post by any means ~ thanks for taking the time to look through it.
Date under taken:
Feb 13 to 15 2012.
Items taken:
- Pack,
- Shelter,
- Camp cot,
- Blanket
- Sleeping bag,
- UCO Micro,
- Book,
- Wash kit,
- Saw,
- Knife.
Freebies taken:
- FAK,
- Poncho (my standard camp waterproof),
- Basic clothes (trousers, tee, swannie, underwear, smartwool socks, boots),
- Camera.
Luxury freebie in lieu of a need for a nicotine fix:
- Brew kit (Caffeine fix ~ should that be caffeind fix?).
Special note should be noted, once more, as this really is a rather tongue in cheek episode.
Challenge Diary.
(With a couple or two pics or so)
Day One:
Monday 13[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
Arrived at pitch at approx midday.
Quickly set-up.
Hit by a sudden realisation ~ Id set to with all the style and finesse of a day dead baboon.
De-camped and did it again ~ this time, properly.

Hungry, time to go a forage and seek a source of water!
Found a fantastic seed pod ~ should be suitable for at least some of the next day or so's meals.
I have also stumbled upon some invasive non-native plants which would seem quite adequate for making eating utensils.
Having made my cooking utensils the finished items have taken on a strangely metallic sheen.
Rest and sustenance is taken at safe harbour ~ with good fortune I have discovered a fallen wild growing domestic tree of the genus Flatus tabelii Blue and a stump of a Seatus bumfitonus. The half seed pod found earlier is of the genus Platus Plasticii Manky Brown with the foraged food and two of my new utensils.

Having savoured my repast I recommence my search for a supply of fresh water.
Success! Close to my pitch I have located a stand of the vine Tapus domesticus 'Hatandcold' ~ the water appears to be safe, but has a strange chemical like taste.
A sense of growing urgency dictates that I now locate one further area for delivering of personal issues.
A quick scout around reveals a safe arbour in a felled tree (Blockus toiletii Lit and Aircond') . Often found within its structure is the parasitic hybrid Bogrollius smoothii x butus.
Better than Holly leaves!
Returned to my pitch and realised that Im still thirsty. Time to top up the caffine

Had a read ~ Nessmuk by candle light ~ Woodcrafted bliss!
There seem to be some locals around ~ but its possible that they, like myself, are just passing through. Using the cover of darkness I shall investigate.
I can confirm that these fellow travellers are definitely not part of The Helium Brigade. If anything, they appear to be more closely related to The three foot Tall and Squeaky Squad ~ where possible I shall endeavour to avoid interacting with such primitive creatures.
Bum, theyve found me ~ but, for the moment, my encampment is still safe.
On further investigation they appear to be part of The Persistent Noisy Beggar tribe. Could be worse!
Day Two.
Tuesday 14[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
A good interrupted nights sleep. Awoke to this scene ...

Shortly after waking I discover that at least one of the woods Tea Pixies seems to want to appease me.

Hungry once more, I have decided to go off in search of breakfast.
Sustenance is found in the hands of the Persistent Noisy Beggars. They have little mastery of fire and cooking ~ but seem to understand the concept of bribery. A better meal is sourced!
Although I had decided against interaction, my better nature best me and I share the magic of fire with the tribe.
In thanks, the tribe does me the honour of providing me with lunch.

Having seen the meal intended for me and, under the guise of Medical Requirements I persuade them to provide me with the raw ingredients so that I can do for myself.
I shall keep my eyes open for Post it Notes!
Spent the afternoon wandering around ~ and trying to avoid further interaction with the PNB's..
On my wanderings I keep an eye out for something for my evening meal.
I strike success when I stumble upon an arbour of a tree (Pinus cabinii kitchenalia). Various strange seed husks and grub are found inside.


Turn in for the night ~ another quick read. Quite glad to have found a replacement for making other use of the book.
Day Three.
Wednesday 15[SUP]th[/SUP] February.
An eventful night! Having just got comfortable, nature made an insistent call and lead to a major zip malfunction. Fixing was fun in pitch black.
Im not sure what the Tea Pixies were supplying me with but it seems to flow in the dark ~ and Im up and down like Zebedee in a disco.
After finally silencing my bladder I rest peacefully until after daybreak.
On rising I get the caffeine on.
Once caffeinated I break camp ~ unfortunately normal life' calls and I'm due back at work in a couple of hours.
~~~ Fin ~~~
Kit & set-up pics ...
Saw and Knife.

FAK, book and Wash Kit.

Brew Kit (Primus 96 stove, lighter, Pot, Bag of caffeine, spoon ~ well, it's a kit of sorts


My 'Not-so-Purple' UCO Micro lantern (spare candles are in the metal case underneath).

Pack and sleeping bag (in Ortlieb dry bay).

ALICE butt pack ~ The FAK, lantern, washkit travel in this and, at camp, it's used to store items off of the floor but easily accessible.

It also provides a storage space for my saw.

And is 'reasonably' unobtrusive when the blanket is in place.

UCO reflector in its combi-pouch ~ pouch doubles up as an insulating place mat.

The almost finished set-up ~ stuff still showing. The humble Swiss Surplus poncho is a hardy beast and, as well as being my camp waterproof, does a good job of doubling up as a clean surface to put my unshod feet. My pack sits on the ortlieb dry bay that my stove travels in.

And, with the blanket in place, a bit neater.

Not a short post by any means ~ thanks for taking the time to look through it.
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