i think by the time I have:
Thrown that thing in the car boot
Thrown a quarter ton of lumber, several cases of beer & several fat blokes with kit on top of it.
Unpacked it in the dark.
Fallen over it whilst putting the tents up.
Pilled it two feet high with wood all weekend.
Drunkenly put a couple of big cookpots on top of the wood.
Cleaned the worst of the ash out by bashing it against a tree.
Thrown it back into the car, badly.
Put what's left of the wood, beer, people and kit back ontop of it again.
Left it to rot of a week.
Hurriedly unpacked it into the garden/shed it a rush because I need to use the back of the car...
It will have fallen into bits.