Uh Oh !! The rumours are true , has anybody got a chef's hat size 6 7/8ths and some whites , as we now have to convince Paul he was favourite for the job all along .
As you arrive at camp , please approach him with care ( you know what chef's can be like ) And i want phrases like , i have read all of your books , your recipes are magical and can i have your autograph etc .
On a serious note , sorry you can't make this one Al , its not just your culinary skills that will be missed , you are an asset to our meets ( lets hope nothing goes wrong ! ) Nah not really , we will have a toast in your honour sir , if we remember , coz if Newmans grub is any good we might forget !
Actually its about time I picked on someone else , who do you suggest ?