..you live alone at present, don't you ?
M
We don't even live in the same hemisphere, but we're happy that way.
(You do know I was kidding with the former comment I hope?)
Sent via smoke-signal from a woodland in Scotland.
..you live alone at present, don't you ?
M
That sounds good when you're loudly announcing it on Christmas morning, but it doesn't half cast a shadow over the sprouts later in the day
sprouts are imposter midget lettuce. and lettuce is just really weak toilet paper.
Burn the sprouts. better to beg forgiveness than ask permission so do it when she turns her back!