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Woody girl

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A guy goes into the army and navy stores. He asks the assistant if he has any camouflage jackets. The assistant says yes, I've got hundreds - but I can't find them! (Billy Connally).
 
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Fadcode

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had to tell the wife i have to go camping on my own in future, Doctors Orders, my Psychiatrist told me not to get too intense.
 
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henchy3rd

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After a jolly good feast Whilst camping with William Shakespeare..tubby or not tubby.. fat is the question.
 
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henchy3rd

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An Irishman,Scotsman, Welshman & an Englishman were captured by a fierce tribe of cannibals Whilst exploring new territory.
The head tribesman said you all have one wish left before we eat you..choose it wisely?
The Irishman with hand on heart stood up & proudly said, I’d like to hear the river dance One last time.
The Scotsman said with strength,id like to hear the flower off Scotland being played on 100 bagpipes.
The Welshman smiled & said I’d like to hear the singing of land off my father With all my pub mates.
& what is your last request Englishman..I’d like to be eaten first.
 

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