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Bushcraft Jokes
- Thread starter Dean
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Here's some funny bushcraft cartoons:
1. Outhouse Cartoon
If you've used developed campgrounds...
Outhouse Cartoon
2. Bushcraft Time Change
This one rocks!...
Bushcraft Time Change
3. You be You!
Nature rebelling against authority.
You be You!
4. Are we there yet?
I use this one all the time.
Are we there yet?
- Woodsorrel
1. Outhouse Cartoon
If you've used developed campgrounds...
Outhouse Cartoon
2. Bushcraft Time Change
This one rocks!...
Bushcraft Time Change
3. You be You!
Nature rebelling against authority.
You be You!
4. Are we there yet?
I use this one all the time.
Are we there yet?
- Woodsorrel
Two fish in a tank, neither could figure out how to drive it.
I was wandering about in the woods when I met an agitated guy who flung his arms done me told me he was so pleased to see me as he'd been lost for three days.
You should have seen his face when I told him I'd been lost for a week.
You should have seen his face when I told him I'd been lost for a week.
I have that particular talent too! Nice to know that it's a special one I have, eh?
I saw this and said Hell Yes!, the wife said Hell bloody no 
Radio controlled Crocodile head boat £26 [12" nose to neck] link
Radio controlled Crocodile head boat £26 [12" nose to neck] link
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An Irishman,Scotsman, Welshman & an Englishman were captured by a fierce tribe of cannibals Whilst exploring new territory.
The head tribesman said you all have one wish left before we eat you..choose it wisely?
The Irishman with hand on heart stood up & proudly said, I’d like to hear the river dance One last time.
The Scotsman said with strength,id like to hear the flower off Scotland being played on 100 bagpipes.
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The Scotsman said with strength,id like to hear the flower off Scotland being played on 100 bagpipes.
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