Biker, Happy Joan of Arc Day!

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is it easter ? Ties in well with with the devout religious title!

anyway film quote.

" if
you've got a problem you tell Wally. Wally then tells
everybody in town about it and it's out in the open. No more problem."


hint

"can you tell what it is yet ?"

Marks awarded for each correct answer and severe capital punishment for potentially liabelous comments considering the trial isn't over.
 

Huon

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popular thread 7 people viewing ( God alfeckin mighty! )

is it easter ? Ties in well with with the devout religious title!

anyway film quote.

" if
you've got a problem you tell Wally. Wally then tells
everybody in town about it and it's out in the open. No more problem."


hint

"can you tell what it is yet ?"

Marks awarded for each correct answer and severe capital punishment for potentially liabelous comments considering the trial isn't over.

You're taking the Mick mate! Anyone from Dundee who can answer this one?

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Aint telling, it's a big secret. You sure you want it back? Remember to wash it then with Fairy 'till it's squeaky clean as you don't want to catch bovine spongiform encephalopathy like Ma.

But.....but...
Ma used to eat 'em!
I just want my jar back :(

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popular thread 7 people viewing ( God alfeckin mighty! )

is it easter ? Ties in well with with the devout religious title!

anyway film quote.

" if
you've got a problem you tell Wally. Wally then tells
everybody in town about it and it's out in the open. No more problem."


hint

"can you tell what it is yet ?"

Marks awarded for each correct answer and severe capital punishment for potentially liabelous comments considering the trial isn't over.

Strewth mate when I clapped eyes on that bonzer quote I thought "Strike a light, I know that little fella!" Would it be that antipodean chap Mr Hogan in his first flick about the Bushcrafter with a liking for large scaley fellas?

As to Easter there's and egg hidden here pertaining to my answer.

Did you get a good lawyer for the court case Baby Pete?
 

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But.....but...
Ma used to eat 'em!
I just want my jar back :(

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That's how she caught it. You didn't fall for the "Gummy Bears" line she used on the local kids did ya? Go see the Doc, I heard yer rash is playing up anyhows.
 
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Strewth mate when I clapped eyes on that bonzer quote I thought "Strike a light, I know that little fella!" Would it be that antipodean chap Mr Hogan in his first flick about the Bushcrafter with a liking for large scaley fellas?

As to Easter there's and egg hidden here pertaining to my answer.

Did you get a good lawyer for the court case Baby Pete?

ey it'a crocodile egg, or an eagle ? Or an ostritch perhaps ? Or dragon ?


As for the trial roflcopter pilot kelly will give a fair unbiased trial I'm sure
 
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Huon

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That's how she caught it. You didn't fall for the "Gummy Bears" line she used on the local kids did ya? Go see the Doc, I heard yer rash is playing up anyhows.

Different rash to Ma's I think. The buboes are back up too and I'm sneezing. I think it is that thing I caught a few years back after one of Pa's experiments. The doc don't know it anyhow so I'll just have to tough it out again.

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Different rash to Ma's I think. The buboes are back up too and I'm sneezing. I think it is that thing I caught a few years back after one of Pa's experiments. The doc don't know it anyhow so I'll just have to tough it out again.

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You could try the old cure of a muslin bag of cracked pepper under each armpit whilst sitting in a mustard bath! Don't forget the Green Chartreuse and Crème de Menthe frappe or it wont work. If Pa's in a good mood he may manually drain the buboes for ya. His teeth sure is sharp!
 

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turns out granma did a bit of singing too.

She also liked to freak out the call centre people by doing here rendition of this, a the hours that passed as she rhythmically bounced that lead shot filled "sap" of Huon's solar plexus to get him to get him to do the hu hu hu noise. I found it strangely relaxing, mainly as I could tell where they were even in the dark. Happy memories.

[video=youtube;Hd7XnOnSkkA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd7XnOnSkkA[/video]
 
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She also liked to freak out the call centre people by doing here rendition of this, a the hours that passed as she rhythmically bounced that lead shot filled "sap" of Huon's solar plexus to get him to get him to do the hu hu hu noise. I found it strangely relaxing, mainly as I could tell where they were even in the dark. Happy memories.



the poor lactating ungoliants

as for superman, It does sound like bag pipes so in the words of Duncan Bannatyne "I'm oot !"

[video=youtube;BiYF7pUPuFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiYF7pUPuFs[/video]
 
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the poor lactating ungoliants

as for superman, It does sound like bag pipes so in the words of Duncan Bannatyne "I'm oot !"

[video=youtube;BiYF7pUPuFs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiYF7pUPuFs[/video]

Jeepers, someone caught Pa, Uncle Kelly and Huon dancin' in that there video!!!!
 

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Jeepers, someone caught Pa, Uncle Kelly and Huon dancin' in that there video!!!!

Not whingeing about that again are you? We're the ones in the family who have rhythm. We'd have liked you to join in but you always looked like a man dancing in a gorilla suit.

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Hey I've got rhythm, you've seen the film...

[video=youtube;wHjieD6CTYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjieD6CTYs[/video]

It's just that when in the suit (or just not shaved) I like to fling poo like a real gorilla when dancing - the director didn't like it.:eek:
 

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Hey I've got rhythm, you've seen the film...

[video=youtube;wHjieD6CTYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHjieD6CTYs[/video]

It's just that when in the suit (or just not shaved) I like to fling poo like a real gorilla when dancing - the director didn't like it.:eek:

You could have been a star! If only your IBS hadn't been such a problem at the time :D

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Huon

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All that chocy didn't help - and don't even mention the fruit and nut, that hurt - a lot

You have to suffer for art. I have to say though that the director probably suffered far more than you.

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You have to suffer for art. I have to say though that the director probably suffered far more than you.

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He did, loosing an eye to a stray ricocheting almond isn't a story to tell at parties. Still the eye patch made from Pa's tutu did look rather becoming. Just wish Pa hadn't cut that part of his Tutu out. That indecency charge was the last straw for Auntie Turbo.
 

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