:Wow:
Now, don't get me wrong ... but you seriously need to loose that belly mate ...
All yokes aside: Saw this on the telly a few weeks back, but completely forgot to mention it, so here it is.
The Beer belly
http://www.thebeerbelly.com
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/gadgets/fake-beer-belly-gets-you-tanked-140140.php
Nice little gadget, maybe in combination with a daypack when you go out in the woods (and works a treat when watching all RM DVDs - full marathon, non-stop)? And it's even possible to add the BCUK logo, isn't that great?! It's all you ever wanted!!