Calm down.
Methinks someone is having a sense of humour failure.
Stop winding yourself up over a thread on Bear Grylls. Look at it again. Re-read it.
You're getting all abusive and aggressive over a petty thread on Bear Grylls. Either get some perspective and calm down, or get some anger management classes.
I'll ignore your insult. It's meaningless and means nothing and I'm sure later you'll be embarrassed by it anyway (at least, you should be...)
Not a chance of embarrasment here, and anyway you started it
