forestwalker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Be carefull of then environment; an axe can leave an ugly scar in the ground if you miss the log. Use a rock as a chopping block and leave less of a trace...
101 SPOOF top tips
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does that mean they use sausages as repairs if they get shot!.......we have some dastardly little piggies running around being doctors .soon they will rise up I best appeal to their supreme leader
All hail Spider Pig and all who sail in her hic* ooooh I should lay off the homebrew
Taxi!!!
Avoid losing contact lenses by drilling a small hole in each one and ttaching them with a length of nylon fishing line. This can then be worn around the neck.
To remove sap from hair, first shave head, soak hair in ashes and water then plait into dreads. Makes a great dish scourer too.
To guarantee you have a sharp knife for any occasion always make sure to invite a Japanese chef.
To trap a bear in one place, bring a beehive and hang it on a bit of string, if a bear shows up just cut the string and the bear will only try to eat the honey...
AOL discs make the best heliographs, there's just something that screams from them that you need help.
To guarantee you have a sharp knife for any occasion always make sure to invite a Japanese chef.
To trap a bear in one place, bring a beehive and hang it on a bit of string, if a bear shows up just cut the string and the bear will only try to eat the honey...
AOL discs make the best heliographs, there's just something that screams from them that you need help.
Have a peanut stuck in your ear? apply melted chocolate to the affected lug hole and it'll come out a treat!!
Get that walking around on carpet feeling while at camp by simply tying sole size cutouts of carpet to the underside of your boots
Kev
Get that walking around on carpet feeling while at camp by simply tying sole size cutouts of carpet to the underside of your boots
Kev
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Advice to group leaders-put your foot down with a firm hand
If I get to camp first ill put an X on a tree with some chalk. If you get there first rub it off
If I get to camp first ill put an X on a tree with some chalk. If you get there first rub it off
only one i can ever remember is thus:
Is your child choking on an ice cube/lolly?
No problems, simply pour boiling water down their throat and the problem is solved!
Is your child choking on an ice cube/lolly?
No problems, simply pour boiling water down their throat and the problem is solved!
Shambling Shaman
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Always carry a pack of playing cards when solo walking, if you get lost just start playing patience Its Guaranteed that some one will appear over your shoulder and point red 10 on the black jack you just missed.....
If you're in Australia and you swallow a fly, don't swallow a spider to catch it. Most are venomous and you'll die before you even get round to the horse.
Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
I've just moved this over to be with the serious top tips thread
Hope you know a good lawyer then Tony.
If camping near the coast, put some bread on your mates tent before you turn in for the night.
Your mate will really enjoy the early morning wake up from the seagulls fighting for it.
Your mate will really enjoy the early morning wake up from the seagulls fighting for it.
If camping near the coast with Bushwacker, remember to pack the fondue set, he'll provide the bread and sweet meats for dipping.
