101 SPOOF top tips

[Macaroon]

Save money on Pete Townsend posters - look at your reflection daily in the back of a spoon

 

[bambodoggy]

Pig farmers and homesteaders....save money on expensive skin grafts for your injured piggies by simply using rashers of bacon instead

Also, if you come across a child choking on an ice cube, a quick and easy remedy is to hold their head back and simply pour in boiling water from a kettle