Having recently purchased my first axe, I have had a go at making my first two wooden spoons this weekend - one yesterday, and one today. Lots of fun and very addictive! 
The missus has been out with the kids this afternoon and I have yet again made a mess of the patio, having brought my wood home to work it rather than sit in the woods (too many walkers on a sunday).
I thought I would seek some support from BCUK members before she arrives home (15 mins) and has a go at me for all the plethora of woodchippings and tools!
I believe it is a man's right, nay his DUTY, to mess up the patio.
Am I alone in this?! If there's enuf responses I can let her know the power of numbers and she will return to her normal sweet self! lol
C

The missus has been out with the kids this afternoon and I have yet again made a mess of the patio, having brought my wood home to work it rather than sit in the woods (too many walkers on a sunday).
I thought I would seek some support from BCUK members before she arrives home (15 mins) and has a go at me for all the plethora of woodchippings and tools!

I believe it is a man's right, nay his DUTY, to mess up the patio.
Am I alone in this?! If there's enuf responses I can let her know the power of numbers and she will return to her normal sweet self! lol

C