Another Post About "Poo".

[Alan De Enfield]

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.”Where does poo come from?” she asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: “Well you know we just ate breakfast?” “Yes,” answers the girl.

“Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo.”

The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: “And what about Tigger?”

 

[chandelierman]

I had to think about that one for 30secs

 

[dwardo]

I was a good minute off there. Very good.
On the other hand we are potty training my youngest at the minute so my mind was in a much more literal place....

 

[Tengu]

Tigger comes from somewhere else below the belt...

Any decadent can tell you that.

(Seriously, some of the imagery in that book is so OTT its a wonder anyone can read it without squirming)

 

[Nice65]

(Seriously, some of the imagery in that book is so OTT its a wonder anyone can read it without squirming)

Quite agree Tengu.

 

[Alan De Enfield]

Quite agree Tengu.

Could it be to supply the 'bacon' ?

Full English = bacon, eggs, fried bread, beans, tomatoes, sausage, mushrooms, toast & tea.