This is how I get The wife to make lunch
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TurboGirl
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
I can see plenty of chinks in that armour if anyone wants to try it out... perhaps goatboy, my naughtiest nephew!
I've lulled my poor hubs into a false sense of security by reading 'The Surrendered Wife'.... but my best 'dealing with men' tip is to follow the cards. Apparently Hearts are for love, Diamonds are for the ring, Clubs are good to kill an errant husband and you use a Spade to bury the b4st4rd
I've lulled my poor hubs into a false sense of security by reading 'The Surrendered Wife'.... but my best 'dealing with men' tip is to follow the cards. Apparently Hearts are for love, Diamonds are for the ring, Clubs are good to kill an errant husband and you use a Spade to bury the b4st4rd
Apologies. I assumed sarcasm based on the fact that my missus would only bring me a beer to hit me with the bottle for forgetting to doing something.
Ste
Usually black bomber and caramalised onion relish 
I can't imagine being married to a woman who wouldn't make me a sandwich if I asked her to.....just as I bring her a coffee in bed. Thats what marriage is supposed to be surely? I did have one that wouldn't - but I sent her back and got the upgrade - much better, you don't realise how clapped out the old one was until you try the newer model 
I can't imagine being married to a woman who wouldn't make me a sandwich if I asked her to.....just as I bring her a coffee in bed. Thats what marriage is supposed to be surely? I did have one that wouldn't - but I sent her back and got the upgrade - much better, you don't realise how clapped out the old one was until you try the newer model but I sent her back and got the upgrade - much better, you don't realise how clapped out the old one was until you try the newer model
I tried that, but I was told she was out of warranty.
and as for the coffee in bed, I have been officially told that I " do NOT make a good cup of tea"
Ste
Mine was second hand to start with. As she has told me many times, that means no warranty and no refunds.
Luckily, it was one of those second-hand bargains that turns out to be a fantastic acquisition.
Luckily, it was one of those second-hand bargains that turns out to be a fantastic acquisition.
TurboGirl
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Hubs tells me now im 50, he can trade me in for 2 25yr olds, apparently its in the contract
Usually black bomber and caramalised onion relish
Caramelised onion relish. That's what she tells you.
Hubs tells me now im 50, he can trade me in for 2 25yr olds, apparently its in the contract
That's an old Mormon thing. One of my Mormon friends once told his wife that when she turned 40, he was going to trade her in for 2 20s. She told him he wasn't wired for 220.
Usually black bomber and caramalised onion relish
Yes but re-read the OP. Nowhere does it mention being married.
TurboGirl
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
You're not getting all serious on us now, are you
actually hold on a sec.... coffee in bed?! Can I send mine to you for training please?!!
I can see plenty of chinks in that armour if anyone wants to try it out... perhaps goatboy, my naughtiest nephew!
I've lulled my poor hubs into a false sense of security by reading 'The Surrendered Wife'.... but my best 'dealing with men' tip is to follow the cards. Apparently Hearts are for love, Diamonds are for the ring, Clubs are good to kill an errant husband and you use a Spade to bury the b4st4rd
Auntie my wings are like a shield of steel! And I recon I'll be wearing wings and a halo/horns (you decide!) if I keep this up! Was brought up to cherish the fairer sex and proud of it, just like to raise their blood pressure occasionally
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jimbo75
Settler
Imagine how easy it is for a bushcrafters spouse to despatch there beloved... "I told him/her not to keep eating wild mushrooms... Now he's gone and ate a blooming death cap"!!
