Hello you cretinous bunch of...

[JonathanD]

You've been gone?

Git!!!

Who are you again?

 

[decorum]

You know, it's damned impossible to find a Mojito in the desert.

That's duplicitous snakes for you, no wonder it surprised you ....


...twice

 

[JonathanD]

Three times... but that's a story for the watershed, and when I'm a tad squiffy.

 

[Robbi]

evening chap

 

[Huon]

Git!!!

Who are you again?

Who's asking?

 

[JonathanD]

evening chap

Is that it. I was expecting a speech about how missed i've been

 

[JonathanD]

Who's asking?

This isn't helping my anxiety and other mental issues. Last night I dreamed I was flying on a Gooney-Bird, but then it turned into a non official cobra (that's ringhals for all you dumbass entomologists out there).

 

[Huon]

This isn't helping my anxiety and other mental issues. Last night I dreamed I was flying on a Gooney-Bird, but then it turned into a non official cobra (that's ringhals for all you dumbass entomologists out there).

Hang on.....

Mojitos, sand, mental problems, chatty......

You're Emma's trophy husband aren't you?

 

[Harvestman]

Hey, they're cunning little buggers. Sitting in the sand and pretending to be harmless borrowing colubrids (that's a family of harmless snake to all you dumbass entomologists out here), and then when you poke them, they stand up all aggressive like and spread their hoods like a cobra as they proceed to stab their fangs in to your thumb. It's just not cricket!!!!!

Translation: I misidentified it and got too close, and then blamed the snake for my mistake.


Been there, done that, only mine was with a spider. Which makes me a dumbass arachnologist.

 

[JonathanD]

Hang on.....

Mojitos, sand, mental problems, chatty......

You're Emma's trophy husband aren't you?

It's only fair, she's my trophy wife.

 

[Harvestman]

Hang on.....

Mojitos, sand, mental problems, chatty......

You're Emma's trophy husband aren't you?

Not so much a trophy, more of an archaeological find.

 

[JonathanD]

Translation: I misidentified it and got too close, and then blamed the snake for my mistake.


Been there, done that, only mine was with a spider. Which makes me a dumbass arachnologist.

Well if we are splitting hairs, I'm an ophiologist. Although only you and I will care what ophiology and arachnology is to herpetology and entomology. We are the ELITE to those that do care.

 

[JonathanD]

Not so much a trophy, more of an archaeological find.

Just cos she has a nose shaped like a Belemnotheutis antiquus​, doesn't make her a fossil.

 

[Harvestman]

We are the ELITE to those that do care.

Hey! You said something I agree with.

Okay, I take back the bit about you being a... wait, no, not that bit, the bit about... umm... err.... oh, never mind.

 

[Huon]

It's only fair, she's my trophy wife.

Lordy! She sure got the short end of the stick.

 

[JonathanD]

Lordy! She sure got the short end of the stick.

Which makes my achievement so much greater!!!!

Hold on, have you read any of her posts? I have to deal with that 24/7. Yeah she's a looker, but she can think too and even has opinions. That's not a great combination.

 

[JonathanD]

Hey! You said something I agree with.
.

Gonna have to work that into a future signature.

 

[Huon]

Which makes my achievement so much greater!!!!

Hold on, have you read any of her posts? I have to deal with that 24/7. Yeah she's a looker, but she can think too and even has opinions. That's not a great combination.

Having read this thread I'd guessed she was the brains of the duo. I'm glad to see she's charitable too.

So have you missed us?

 

[JonathanD]

Having read this thread I'd guessed she was the brains of the duo. I'm glad to see she's charitable too.

So have you missed us?

No.

My original thread title stands. Harvestman has redeemed himself as he actually agreed with me. Red is just an epic forum hero and that cannot be disputed. But you other lot, well..... Oh, Toddy is great too, a forum Goddess.

 

[Robbi]

carry on.................................