Hello you cretinous bunch of...

[JonathanD]

Just like to announce that I'm back from sunny Tanzania. Hurrah.

A few new scars, some new mental problems and anxiety issues, but apart from that, I IS BACK!!!!!

....by the way, it's damned cold here and to Southeyless. What's going on

 

[Harvestman]

Oh god, he's back...










(I suppose)

 

[JonathanD]

Yeah baby. Some decent knowledge is back on the forum!!!!! Pah!

 

[Harvestman]

Pics or it didn't happen.

No need to prove the mental problems. We believe those automatically.

 

[JonathanD]

If I say Southey was a model citizen of gentlemanly repute, does that count?

 

[British Red]

'Lo Jon - Nice to have you home safe

 

[JonathanD]

Oh, sorry, didn't see you acknowledged the mental issues.

 

[Niels]

Always good to read your a post from you Jonathan. Welcome back

 

[Harvestman]

Seriously, you've been missed.




We need to improve our aim...

 

[JonathanD]

'Lo Jon - Nice to have you home safe

At last. An upstanding member I can communicate with on an intellectual level. Those damned entomologists have driven me insane!! All they care about is bugs bugs bugs. I think they took the wrong turn at Albuquerque and ended up in Tanz just to annoy me.

I come back and get harrassed by one here too.

 

[JonathanD]

What wally is responsible for moving the NEW POSTS link? It's got me all confused.

 

[vizsla]

Welcome back buddy, no machete attacks on this trip then!

 

[JonathanD]

Hehe, I never had one. Just me and my knife and a shed load of snake hooks/grab sticks. Got bitten by a ringhals and was taken to hospital, but apart from that, it was sunny, Emma wasn't with me, I had free food, drank alot... and was happy on a level you don't normally get to see.

 

[Harvestman]

Sounds brilliant, apart from managing to get bitten by a spitting cobra.

It takes real expertise to foul up like that. Class.

 

[JonathanD]

Sounds brilliant, apart from managing to get bitten by a spitting cobra.

It takes real expertise to foul up like that. Class.

Wasn't my fault. The duplicitous swine tricked me.

 

[Harvestman]

Wasn't my fault. The duplicitous swine tricked me.

Outwitted by a small reptile. That I can believe...

 

[decorum]

Wasn't my fault. The duplicitous swine tricked me.

It offered you a Mojiti first?


Welcome back

 

[JonathanD]

Hey, they're cunning little buggers. Sitting in the sand and pretending to be harmless borrowing colubrids (that's a family of harmless snake to all you dumbass entomologists out here), and then when you poke them, they stand up all aggressive like and spread their hoods like a cobra as they proceed to stab their fangs in to your thumb. It's just not cricket!!!!!

 

[JonathanD]

It offered you a Mojiti first?


Welcome back

You know, it's damned impossible to find a Mojito in the desert. Those Hadza folk Ray Mears bangs on about have never heard of ice, mint or even rum. Damned uncivilised. Freshly squeezed elephant pooh comes quite close, but needs chilling with a dash of bitters.

 

[Huon]

Just like to announce that I'm back from sunny Tanzania. Hurrah.

A few new scars, some new mental problems and anxiety issues, but apart from that, I IS BACK!!!!!

....by the way, it's damned cold here and to Southeyless. What's going on

You've been gone?