Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Where I had slammed into the tank was black, purple and orange in a huge horseshoe shape, thighs, 'bits' and abdomen. Had to take about a week off work becuase I couldn't get any trousers on... Couldn't sleep at night thanks to afore mentioned rugby team... Not fond memories...
When I was an apprentice the bloke I worked with told me a story much like you described. He T-boned a car coming out of a junction at 30mph (honest officer) only he didn't go over the handlebars but stopped moving forward abruptly.
You can see why given that he was riding a Honda Black Bomber
Glad to read you made a full recovery and I hope the kids are fine