This thread reminds me of a supposed true story I heard once at church. A local radio station had phoned the Baptist pastor a few days before Christmas with the same question. The elderly fellow was well pleased & said he'd love a new pipe & perhaps some slippers. There was a silent pause the other end, then the dj thanked the pastor & said to be sure to listen to the radio Christmas morning. So on Christmas morning, after taking the service, the pastor tunes the radio to the local station in time to hear, "We asked the 3 local church leaders what they wanted most for Christmas this year. The Anglian vicar told us he'd like to see an end to world hunger. The Catholic priest said he'd like to see world peace. Then we asked the Baptist pastor who said, thank you very much. I'd like a new pipe & perhaps some slippers!"
As for me, all the above minus the slipper & pipe but especially a gb small forest axe!