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FINAL OUTCOME - THE KNIFE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME
From the words of that lovely movie The Illusionist, "Restored back to its rightful owner."
Sent yet another email this morning to Home Office. They replied within minutes to say, "We have contacted Croydon police today to ensure your item is returned to you as soon as possible."
An hour later I get a call from Croydon Police. Very apologetic, telling me that this blew up the system. It apparently went right to the top. Officer told me there was a back-and-forth between the Home Office and Borough Commander. Reading between the lines I'd say the police didn't want to return it, but were forced to by the HO.
Police delivered it to my house within the hour. So, I now have it in my hands. No damage.
I have no interest in embarrassing the Police. Don't do social media or anything like that. Not a vindictive type. It stops here. My intention was to get to the bottom of this craziness. It's simply a badly written law. I'm certain there'll be an updated version of it, banning a whole new swathe of large knives.
You know something, they might have gotten away with it except for one thing: When at station reception for the forth time, they handed me pre-prepared sheets of paper, to prove its illegality. However, the officer couldn't look me in the eye and rather sheepishly pushed them my way. I knew then that I was in the right, and that he knew it. Should've employed a better actor.
I've never been so polite (think Columbo). That seemed to annoy the police staff receptionists more than anything. They were expecting anger but instead got an annoying yet extremely polite tick. One that simply wouldn't die.
Lastly, what bothers me is that a person of limited intellect, or one with poor communicative skills might've just accepted the initial outcome and walked away empty handed. In regard to British law, I wonder how often people just give up without a struggle.
RE the bit in bold above. If they change the law and your knife gets caught up on it. Well the police have your address and knowledge you have such a knife. I might be paranoid but it does not mean this is not something to watch going forward should there be such an update to the law!!FINAL OUTCOME - THE KNIFE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME
From the words of that lovely movie The Illusionist, "Restored back to its rightful owner."
Sent yet another email this morning to Home Office. They replied within minutes to say, "We have contacted Croydon police today to ensure your item is returned to you as soon as possible."
An hour later I get a call from Croydon Police. Very apologetic, telling me that this blew up the system. It apparently went right to the top. Officer told me there was a back-and-forth between the Home Office and Borough Commander. Reading between the lines I'd say the police didn't want to return it, but were forced to by the HO.
Police delivered it to my house within the hour. So, I now have it in my hands. No damage.
I have no interest in embarrassing the Police. Don't do social media or anything like that. Not a vindictive type. It stops here. My intention was to get to the bottom of this craziness. It's simply a badly written law. I'm certain there'll be an updated version of it, banning a whole new swathe of large knives.
You know something, they might have gotten away with it except for one thing: When at station reception for the fourth time, they handed me pre-prepared sheets of paper, to prove its illegality. However, the officer couldn't look me in the eye and rather sheepishly pushed them my way. I knew then that I was in the right, and that he knew it. Should've employed a better actor.
I've never been so polite (think Columbo). That seemed to annoy the police staff receptionists more than anything. They were expecting anger but instead got an annoying yet extremely polite tick. One that simply wouldn't die.
Lastly, what bothers me is that a person of limited intellect, or one with poor communicative skills might've just accepted the initial outcome and walked away empty handed. In regard to British law, I wonder how often people just give up without a struggle.
Good for you mate, very well doneFINAL OUTCOME - THE KNIFE HAS BEEN RETURNED TO ME
From the words of that lovely movie The Illusionist, "Restored back to its rightful owner."
Sent yet another email this morning to Home Office. They replied within minutes to say, "We have contacted Croydon police today to ensure your item is returned to you as soon as possible."
An hour later I get a call from Croydon Police. Very apologetic, telling me that this blew up the system. It apparently went right to the top. Officer told me there was a back-and-forth between the Home Office and Borough Commander. Reading between the lines I'd say the police didn't want to return it, but were forced to by the HO.
Police delivered it to my house within the hour. So, I now have it in my hands. No damage.
I have no interest in embarrassing the Police. Don't do social media or anything like that. Not a vindictive type. It stops here. My intention was to get to the bottom of this craziness. It's simply a badly written law. I'm certain there'll be an updated version of it, banning a whole new swathe of large knives.
You know something, they might have gotten away with it except for one thing: When at station reception for the fourth time, they handed me pre-prepared sheets of paper, to prove its illegality. However, the officer couldn't look me in the eye and rather sheepishly pushed them my way. I knew then that I was in the right, and that he knew it. Should've employed a better actor.
I've never been so polite (think Columbo). That seemed to annoy the police staff receptionists more than anything. They were expecting anger but instead got an annoying yet extremely polite tick. One that simply wouldn't die.
Lastly, what bothers me is that a person of limited intellect, or one with poor communicative skills might've just accepted the initial outcome and walked away empty handed. In regard to British law, I wonder how often people just give up without a struggle.
I reckon they have bigger fish to fryVery well done sir. If you suddenly start getting several random vehicle stops, put in a complaint, because it might be that some mean person has put a marker on your reg out of sour grapes. Although, other side of the coin, that tends to be when some really obnoxious types have "gotten away" on a technicality and rubbed their noses in it.
If I haven't moved it to the USA by Christmas, it'll still mean I probably have at least another year to consider. There's usually advance warning on these things. And, if it really is banned next time, and I still have it, it 'will' qualify for compensation.RE the bit in bold above. If they change the law and your knife gets caught up on it. Well the police have your address and knowledge you have such a knife. I might be paranoid but it does not mean this is not something to watch going forward should there be such an update to the law!!
I'm guessing that too. I could see this being an instigator to law change. So, you can probably all blame me in the future.I reckon they have bigger fish to fry
Ended up going out of my way to be most polite. In fact, terribly, terribly polite... and nice. Hope that's enoughVery well done sir. If you suddenly start getting several random vehicle stops, put in a complaint, because it might be that some mean person has put a marker on your reg out of sour grapes. Although, other side of the coin, that tends to be when some really obnoxious types have "gotten away" on a technicality and rubbed their noses in it.
I believe they are so eager to get the blades off the street that they don´t mind if they bend or brake some law in doing so.I am very upset that the enforcers of the law would do anything other than want to be correctly following the law.
In the UK it is not really much more than the police at the sharp end do not know everything and have to make decisions on so much that they will make the wrong decision. I once saw some research in to traffic police understanding on the law after the relevant training course based on time. Within 18 months traffic officers were questions on the training and had forgotten so much. Indeed IIRC those who had been doing it for 10 years after training could only answer something like 20% of the assessment questions. It was probably not quite thosr figures but it was alarmingly low.I believe they are so eager to get the blades off the street that they don´t mind if they bend or brake some law in doing so.