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[Bravo4]

Oh boy....I just discovered this site. Has yet to have a "bushcraft" article per se but here's what it says about Stevie Wonder,
"He was trained by the legendary George Lynch of Dokken in the many skills of bushcraft and woodland survival. "


This might get me in a little trouble here.....
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ray_Mears

okenest:

 

[Adze]

This could work:

Involvement in the LHC.

Many believe that the top secret CERN (which stands for Concentrated Exposure of Ray and Norris) labratory project; the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is in fact a large gymnasium buried 5 kilometres under the French-Swiss border. Ray Mears and Chuck Norris will run in opposing directions at intense speeds.

Scientists hope that the force created by the collision will replicate the Big Bang and underpin science by finding the elusive Higgs Boson and recording proof that the Grand Unified Theory is correct.

Genuis

 

[hermitical]

well George Lynch is a world renowned axeman!

 

[malente]

LOL

Here's the entry on Ray from the 10-word-wiki:

Looks a bit too podgy to be living off berries.

 

[Biker]

Really funny read that Thanks for posting it. Started my Tuesday off to a right good start.

The ten word wiki was also inspired!

Now I'm wondering who I can pass this onto in an email and find myself thinking no one would get the ironic humour.

 

[Bravo4]

I'm glad you see the humour. I can only see the humor.

The entry on BG is pretty good and now I know what Argos is.

 

[Melonfish]

Uncyclopedia is great, but it doesn't beat the 10 word wiki

some examples:

Lance Armstrong
Inspirational unitesticled cycling legend. Singlehandedly invented the rubber wristband industry.

David Lynch
Weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird EXTREMELY weird.

 

[Wilderbeast]

brilliant!

 

[Adze]

Uncyclopedia is great, but it doesn't beat the

some examples:

Lance Armstrong
Inspirational unitesticled cycling legend. Singlehandedly invented the rubber wristband industry.

David Lynch
Weird weird weird weird weird weird weird weird EXTREMELY weird.

I agree... I've added Bushcraft to the 10 word wiki... oh... and submarine... and Land Rover

I can see a bit of a 10 word day coming on...

 

[Adze]

http://www.tenwordwiki.com/Bear_Grylls

Haha!