Typical woman!

[Eric_Methven]

Two council employees were standing in the market square looking up at the flagpole.
A blonde walked past and asked them what they were doing.
"We need to find out the height of the flagpole, but we don't have a ladder".
"Have you got a spanner?" the blonde asked.
One of the men handed her a spanner and she undid a couple of bolts, lowered the flagpole to the ground, took a tape measure from her bag and walked along the flagpole.
"Eighteen feet six inches." she said, and returned the spanner.
"Thank you" said the men.
After she'd gone, one worker said to the other, "Typical woman, we asked for the height, and she gave us the length."

 

[Shewie]

Very good Eric, a slightly cleaner version than the one I heard

 

[SimonM]

Thanks Eric, made me laugh!

In fact I have just printed it off to give to my (female) boss. When I say give, I of course mean sneak into her office whilst she is teaching and leave it on her desk.

After all discretion is the better part of valour!

Simon

 

[Shambling Shaman]

I've just finished a 6 piece jigsaw puzzle it only took me a week to do,

not bad as it said................


2-3 years on the box..


:sulkoff:

 

[Rebel]

I've just finished a 6 piece jigsaw puzzle it only took me a week to do,

not bad as it said................


2-3 years on the box..


:sulkoff:

Both good jokes.

 

[Cobweb]

Very good, thanks Eric

 

[BossCat]

Nice one Eric aint heard that one.

Blonde driving along the road see's another blonde in a corn field rowing a boat? She slams on the brakes get s out of the car and stomps furiosly over to the fence at the edge of the field.
Hey you blondie she shouts, its dumbass blonds like you that give us blonds a bad name. If I could swim I'd come over there and kick your bottom.

TC

 

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[Northern Giant UK]

Blonde driving along the road see's another blonde in a corn field rowing a boat? She slams on the brakes get s out of the car and stomps furiosly over to the fence at the edge of the field.
Hey you blondie she shouts, its dumbass blonds like you that give us blonds a bad name. If I could swim I'd come over there and kick your bottom.

I just told this joke to my middle daughter and she doesn't get it. . . .

You guessed it . . . .

She's BLOND

 

[Allie]

I just told this joke to my middle daughter and she doesn't get it. . . .

You guessed it . . . .

She's BLOND

I don't consider myself to be a 'blonde' blonde but I don't get it either
Or the top one!

 

[drewdunnrespect]

allie piece of advice dont admit that it makes you look blond and thats not a good thing