todays joke

[sapper1]

This is from my 8 year old son

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?


A WONKEY.


Where do you keep a Wonkey?

In UNSTABLE.

Kids you gotta love 'em.

 

[hiho]

I've heard worse

 

[sparksfly]

Two parrots are standing on a perch and one says "Can you smell fish?"

I'll get my coat.

 

[sapper1]

Two cannibals eating a clown,one says to the other "does this taste funny to you?".

 

[wicca]

That's a good 'un Sapper, bet that's done the rounds in school today..

 

[sparksfly]

There are two sodium atoms and one says to the other "I've lost an electron" the other says "Are you sure?" He says "Yes. I'm positive"

Thankyouverymuch.

 

[John Fenna]

I thank you for these!
I was feeling a bit down - missed a "merit" in an exam by next to nothing, just getting a "pass", got a Migraine and feeling too "blah" from the drugs that killed it to go out to Church tonight and there is nowt worth a d*mn on telly.
You brought a smile to my face!

 

[Barn Owl]

Posted this somewhere a while ago,don't know if it was here but here it is anyway...

Why do elephants paint their 'nether' regions red?...

To hide up the cherry tree of course!












What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?...

A giraffe eating cherries!

 

[hiho]

don't know if there getting better or worse

 

[Shewie]

Two cows standing in a field, one says to the other "Moooo"

The other says " I was gonna say that"

 

[sparksfly]

There are two monkeys in the bath and one says "ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" The other one says "Well put some cold in then"

 

[Barn Owl]

Fab!..

They all sound like Tommy Cooper ones don't you think.

 

[John Fenna]

Either a lot of yous guys have kids or are seriously immature - and I love it!
More, more!

 

[Barn Owl]

Have you ever hunted bear?

No, but i've been shooting in my shorts...

 

[Barn Owl]

How did Robin Hood tie his shoe laces?

With a long bow..

 

[Barn Owl]

Why couldn't Frankenstein have children?

'cos his nuts were round his neck..

 

[Barn Owl]

How do you stop your laptop batteries running out?

Hide their trainers...

 

[Barn Owl]

I bought a computer yesterday and found a twig in the disc drive...

The shop told me i'd have to speak to the branch manager...

 

[Barn Owl]

Teacher..'Shall I put the computer on?'

No Miss,the dress you're wearing looks just fine...

 

[Shewie]

There are two monkeys in the bath and one says "ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh" The other one says "Well put some cold in then"

Coffee keyboard moment then