Santaman! It takes an uncommon mind to raise such a ruse, and you have an uncommon mind. Like it, gave me a giggle.
(Reminded me of the plot of one of "
The Destroyer" (
Last War Dance) books where a Russian agent had spent his career trying to find a secret US doomsday device which is buried on US soil, he finally finds it only for Chuin to have marked it as #3 leaving him wondering where the others are.)