Time to throw out your titanium kit

[Insel Affen]

i had the same thought-- but judging from post #4 sharpening would be a challenge....

Nope, you could use my wife's rock cakes, hardest substance known to man or alien! (Please don't tell her!)

 

[Bishop]

Hot food is so last century

 

[Tengu]

Do I see Maltesers there???

 

[breff]

Opening SOMEBODY ELSES tin of beans with an axe REALY seems like a good idea.