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Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a ratherfloppy leather coconut
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a ratherfloppy leather coconut which he noisely
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a ratherfloppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend
 
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Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan. But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots. Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a gaint axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. Halleluah
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids
 
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day
 

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