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Womble

Native
Sep 22, 2003
1,095
2
57
Aldershot, Hampshire, UK
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky
 

Cap'n Badger

Maker
Jul 18, 2006
884
5
Port o' Cardiff
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb
 

bashabuddy

Nomad
Dec 15, 2008
295
0
bramley, Leeds
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing
 

Cap'n Badger

Maker
Jul 18, 2006
884
5
Port o' Cardiff
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline
 

Mesquite

It is what it is.
Mar 5, 2008
27,883
2,935
62
~Hemel Hempstead~
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges
 

drewdunnrespect

On a new journey
Aug 29, 2007
4,788
2
teesside
www.drewdunnrespect.com
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and
 

verloc

Settler
Jun 2, 2008
676
4
East Lothian, Scotland
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into

(ps - i wonder how many spam filters this would get through?)
 

Mesquite

It is what it is.
Mar 5, 2008
27,883
2,935
62
~Hemel Hempstead~
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles.
 

drewdunnrespect

On a new journey
Aug 29, 2007
4,788
2
teesside
www.drewdunnrespect.com
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major
 

bashabuddy

Nomad
Dec 15, 2008
295
0
bramley, Leeds
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny
 
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verloc

Settler
Jun 2, 2008
676
4
East Lothian, Scotland
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick
 

Cap'n Badger

Maker
Jul 18, 2006
884
5
Port o' Cardiff
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks
 

Tony

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Admin
Apr 16, 2003
24,170
1
1,924
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Wales
www.bushcraftuk.com
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack"
 

Cap'n Badger

Maker
Jul 18, 2006
884
5
Port o' Cardiff
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo?
 

bashabuddy

Nomad
Dec 15, 2008
295
0
bramley, Leeds
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo
 

Mesquite

It is what it is.
Mar 5, 2008
27,883
2,935
62
~Hemel Hempstead~
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo. The milwaukee hotpocket
 

drewdunnrespect

On a new journey
Aug 29, 2007
4,788
2
teesside
www.drewdunnrespect.com
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo. The milwaukee hotpocket went down well
 

bashabuddy

Nomad
Dec 15, 2008
295
0
bramley, Leeds
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo. The milwaukee hotpocket went down well, washed down with
 

Cap'n Badger

Maker
Jul 18, 2006
884
5
Port o' Cardiff
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo. The milwaukee hotpocket went down well, washed down with buckets o' rum
 

Womble

Native
Sep 22, 2003
1,095
2
57
Aldershot, Hampshire, UK
Home at last from the edge of near insanity I drew a big pink pony wearing a big flrescent green tutu, Keep your camo. However, my axe and my sax (which I wax using flax)needed a good grub 'round inside with black whiskey (single Malt only) , but that leads to the darkside my young padawan.

But then again, history repeats itself as do cucumbers and politicians when , upon being asked, are you honest? Moving swiftly on, pingu is obese but not necessarily commented rudolph loudly, whilst he planned with great bewilderment to eat cucumbers sandwiches with pimms and cherry-vodka shots.

Just then a giant axe weilding Northern Giant was carrying a rather floppy leather coconut which he noisely whacked with bread and his boyfriend who's lovers female donkey brayed loudly. It's stuck in second gear, Nostradamus enjoys making crazy statements like this makes me want a hat and scarf to use as a pig poacher, as he quiet ly said. "Halleluah!" the Preacher exclaimed. It was then those pesky kids made my day by feeling lucky as a lamb, whilst jauntily springing on a trampoline to pluck oranges while starkers and crying uncontrollably into some arab goggles. The sargent Major used his shiny persuasion stick t' bludgeon ducks who said "Quack, quackquackquack, quack, quack" . Did it echo? echo,echo,echo. The milwaukee hotpocket went down well, washed down with buckets o' rum mixed with vintage
 

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