There is a thread, on anthoer unrelated forum that is really not family friendly so I am not going to post a link but it started off with a news story about a guy who hid under cars in America and was arrested for licking womens feet as they tried to enter the car, and ended up with a chart detailing every news story from Romania involving self inflicted male genitalia abuse, two of the storys involved pig's an another starved chickens and non of them are what you would imagine both the pig ones involved Vodka and a bet.