Biker
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
"Y'ronner, my client should be taken out the back and shot as a favour to society and to save the gene pool from further contamination. The defense rests."
Sometimes I wish lawyers could be a bit like this when the case is so clearly cut and dried.
Told me work mate about the septic tank bloke, he missed and hit his thumb with a hammer laughing so much.
