rancid badger
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Excepting in the case of Pirates?
1 left eye + 1 eye patch = 2 parts > 1/2 of normal vision system.
L arm + R hook = 2 parts = 1 accidental eye removal sytem
liver + 2 kidneys = 3 parts = one filtration system
1 lung lobe + 1 lung lobe = 2 parts < 1 lung.
Sperm + Egg = 2 parts = 1 protien rich breakfast
This reminds me; When's it International "Talk Like A Pirate Day" again?
Anyway, what events?