Survival - The lighter side

[SCOMAN]

Sorry chum I thought I was continuing the joke thus the RM and BG ref. Take it easy over there and safe back.

Ex-matelot

 

[mclark]

Sorry chum I thought I was continuing the joke thus the RM and BG ref. Take it easy over there and safe back.

Ex-matelot

thanks mate

 

[forestwalker]

Reminds me of my one time plan to write a "Survival for Dummies" book. The initial plan was to have the same text on every page; "Please don't", in large friendly letters.

 

[tenderfoot]

Funniest bit of the guys website for me is "missing missy" i really did " laugh out loud."

 

[WDBurns]

I found these survival tips quite amusing.
http://www.27bslash6.com/lost.html

So funny, a little bit of wee came out.

* SURVIVAL TIPS
NEVER RATION YOUR WATER
The extra weight can cause low moral so drink all water immediately.
AVOIDING INSECT BITES / STINGS
Allow yourself to be bit/stung frequently, this will allow your body to become immune & prevent being bit/stung.
If necessary provoke nests.

 

[Mesquite]

bye bye Ben

 

[SORLUCY]

Wolves are attracted to firelight but have a highly developed sense of smell and detest the odour of petrol so be sure to douse the surrounding area and yourself well.

If you do not have petrol with you and wolves enter your campsite, curling up into a small ball and making a high pitched sound like a wounded bird will confuse and deter them.


I nearlly wet myself!!!

 

[nigel heffernan]

The omid djalili guide to survival http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0-QW24zCiw