Stupid tools !

[JAG009]

Over the years i have seen some really stupid tools being brought to the market ,tools they say you cant go without in your tool kit the stanley fubar to mention one
But i just saw this and it made me laugh http://www.machinemart.co.uk/images/library/product/large/04/040216470.jpg?2

So can you beat that ,lets see what tosh is out there



Jason

 

[Toddy]

Is that multiple accidents waiting to happen or not ? :yikes: What idiot thought that a good idea ?

Sometimes I despair of the so called sapiens sapiens bit of our species

M

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

It's sold on think geek but more as a joke than anything else, it's sold next to the anti-zombie multi-tool and the head crab crow bar.

 

[JAG009]

They do another version

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

You know I am part way tempted to buy one just to see how awful they are.

 

[outdoorpaddy]

Yeah err... what sort of fool would buy one of those... ... I was 10... but mine didnt have an axe blade on the back of it, just a nail puller like on a normal hammer. Although i can say I never once used it, more of a silly souvenir to add to my small collection of cheap and crappy knives that seem awesome when you're 10! Now all replaced by varying models of Moras and a few Gransfors axes, which actually cut the work rather than the user... most of the time.
Oh and the scales came off after a month, a month of it sitting in a drawer that is, I picked it up and they fell off. Absolute tripe.

cheers

paddy

 

[Toddy]

You know I am part way tempted to buy one just to see how awful they are.

I keep threatening to start a Show your Scars! thread .....might prove a Darwin award using either of those

M

 

[JAG009]

, it's sold next to the anti-zombie multi-tool .

Just googled this I thought you were joking ,but no its real

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

I keep threatening to start a Show your Scars! thread .....might prove a Darwin award using either of those

M

If I get it and I end up with any new scars rest assured I'll donate the pic's.

Just googled this I thought you were joking ,but no its real

Nope think geek caters to people like myself who take the Zombie Threat seriously but yes it's sold next to some uniquely insane stuff.

 

[Shewie]

This one made me chuckle ..

Special shovel

Just in case you need to know which direction you're digging in

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

This one made me chuckle ..

Special shovel

Just in case you need to know which direction you're digging in

I have seen that one marketed by Chinese sellers on ebay as "The Official PLA shovel", don't know the build quality of them but I am dubious.

 

[Jared]

This one is great, the 7-in-1 Stainless Steel Multi Tool AXE

http://dx.com/p/7-in-1-stainless-steel-multi-tool-axe-red-black-116957


Imagine trying to use the saw on that thing, with that axe head... insane.

 

[neoaliphant]

The most useless tool ive ever used, and it was expensive as well, never worked properly, had to replace it with a different make with my money as it was work issued was.....an iphone

Ive seen someone with the clawhammer tool mentioned above, and he got on ok with it, hasnt broken and most of the tools have been used

Al

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

The most useless tool ive ever used, and it was expensive as well, never worked properly, had to replace it with a different make with my money as it was work issued was.....an iphone

Ive seen someone with the clawhammer tool mentioned above, and he got on ok with it, hasnt broken and most of the tools have been used

Al

Oddly they have just replaced some old nokia phones on my site with iphones and they can't get a signal in a fair number of places (not really a issue as a wired phones is available) but the iphones can't get a signal next to the robots (about 30% of the factory) but the old nokia phones do.

 

[demographic]

Anything that commonly gets described as useful for killing Zombies.

Stanley Fubar being a prime example where its far and away less use than a normal hammer and small nail bar.

I don't know anyone I dislike enough to give them one of those things to use.
Gorilla bars are also hideously overweight and numb for what they do.

 

[abominable_scouse_monster]

As I said on Think Geek they are listed as Anti-Zombi weapons,
However, the TA, as regular army use a version called the Hooligan bar, nice for ripping doors open, smashing through walls and caving skulls in....

 

[BBH-Skip]

How about this one?

jakpak.com/home.aspx

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[pastymuncher]

How about those stupid ornament knives, and yes I include the high end trophy knives that never get used
http://www.lmpenterprises.co.uk/fantasy-knives-8-c.asp

 

[swright81076]

I can see these tools being invaluable.

touched by nature

 

[bilmo-p5]

This one made me chuckle ..

Special shovel

Just in case you need to know which direction you're digging in

It ought to come with a loaf pan so you could bake it into a cake.