Stolen woodland

[spandit]

Got back home to find someone had stolen my forest...

...better call the copse

 

[Robbi]

Oh Jeez !!!!!!!

 

[wicca]

Try this 'phone number, 01983 4492751...it's Special Branch.

 

[mountainm]

Try this 'phone number, 01983 4492751...it's Special Branch.

Leaf it out!

 

[Harvestman]

Yew wood.

Cedar door? Leaf now.

 

[joejoe]

know how you feel someone nicked our garden gate the other week just hope they dont take affence

 

[Imagedude]

Branching out into comedy? Knot me!

 

[Harvestman]

That was such acorny post.

I can see this thread becoming poplar.

 

[Imagedude]

Hope that was the last pun, I'd get sycamore.

 

[mountainm]

Hope that was the last pun, I'd get sycamore.

Not that old chestnut.

 

[treefrog]

Try this 'phone number, 01983 4492751...it's Special Branch.

Can you still make a trunk call ?

 

[Robbi]

you lot are barking up the wrong tree !

 

[Mesquite]

Try this 'phone number, 01983 4492751...it's Special Branch.

Make sure they log it...

 

[Barn Owl]

Make sure they log it...

oaky dokey

 

[spandit]

Oakay, this has gone fir enough

 

[Barn Owl]

ain't life a birch...

 

[TROOPER]

Guess we'll have to use the Branch line then!

 

[mountainm]

ain't life a birch...

Life's a beech surely. Stick at it. Some budding comedians on here.

 

[Barn Owl]

Life's a beech surely. Stick at it. Some budding comedians on here.

ash yew like it then...

 

[oldtimer]

I'm pining for more.