No- but we do live near a medical research lab. Only other week giant, hyper intelligent squirrels (apparently they were created as part of a programme to develop squirrels that could mow lawns and undertake basic tree surgery) broke out of the facility and undertook a small protest at the local Morrisons in Cheam, resulting in a 500ml bottle of coke being "thrown in an aggressive manner" at a community support worker, and a child of 9 having her foot run over by a trolley being pushed by her distracted mother.
Armed police were called, and to cut a long story short, there isn't much freezer space in the local morgue. Crying shame really- because I’m sure that the coroner will not even bother timing how long it takes to skin them and perform a post mortem.
Just another example of a lost opportunity.