Rustlers Burgers

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If they are as bad as they were about 10 years ago, when I tried one after a night shift on the london underground then , thats the best place for them under the gound!!!!!!!!
 
Strange thing is, they must sell hundreds of thousands of these things every week so some folk find them OK. :rolleyes: Nowt so queer as folk as they say.
 
I really like them, they're a great "over processed, chemically enhanced, nutritionally free, microwave friendly", indulgence every now and then, I feel that I may be in the minority here though:o
 
Can't belive this. Ive not said nowt abaht this to swmbo. Then she's just mentioned she'd been 'piggin aht' today, and had a rustlers burger for breakfast ......and.......enjoyed it !!! Aaaaargh :sly:

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Can't belive this. Ive not said nowt abaht this to swmbo. Then she's just mentioned she'd been 'piggin aht' today, and had a rustlers burger for breakfast ......and.......enjoyed it !!! Aaaaargh :sly:

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I've heard that they use 100% beef in their burgers. The only problem is that none of that beef is red meat. Mainly hoof, eyeballs, ar$e and lips. Mmmm.

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In this day and age of fast food I suspect its no worse than a lot of junk food on the market. If your used to eating good quality food at home this would not perhaps float your boat, if your an "Iceland Mum" type then you may well salivate at the prospect of eating one at home as a meal; its a matter of standards/what your used to eating and this burger really is on the lower rung of my food ladder. I'll eat a Burger King when out and about but I'd never contemplate taking one home to eat. As I said though, thousands are eaten everyday so they can't be bad...or is it an indication of a general lowering of eating standards in the UK?
 
I would rate a Rustlers burgers on the gastronomic scale just above the rancid fluid that I've rung out of my vapour barrier socks. :)


They should be cooked, salted, peppered and dropped in the recycling bin.
 
Wow, 30 replies to a thread on Rustlers burgers! I'm mightily impressed by the uptake on this thread. Just wanted to say thanks to all of you for your comments which have helped me get an idea about what people like or dislike about this product.

Please keep "mouthing off" on the topic as you see fit, and thanks again for your help.

M
 
I've eaten them before and not been too bad when time is of the essence. The bbq rib one is the tastiest one. Type of thing I'll buy one if they're on sale and I know I won't have time to cook a proper meal before I've got to head out again.
 
I don't really understand why anyone would eat crap like that.

With a bit of forethought you can pck up a lunch or stop off at a supermarket and get some fruit.
Quicker, more nutritious, easier to eat, more filling, more energy after and a LOT better for you.

Never really bother with burgers unless they're home made, but the kids wanted a treat the other week so i crumpled and order some.
The kids were bad for 2 days after and the dog (who ate mine after i saw it) was bad for a week.

If i'm hungry and tired i'd sooner go without to be honest as if i'm hungry and tired the last thing i want is to be hungry tired AND have a bad tummy.
 
Ok, so I am still alive after the burger! :rolleyes:

I decided I'd eat something 'quick' last night before a thorough rum session and found the 90 seconds for this particular burger to be ready was pretty damn quick.

after applying the BBQ sauce and taking the first bite I can say it was actually fairly decent for £1. The bun was sweet, soft but alright, the 'rib burger' was also sweet and a bit garlicy but actually pretty good considering, it took 90 seconds to heat up and it was better than alot of people would like to admit.

Overal, considering the price and convenience it's pretty good. I would still prefer a home made burger with all the trimming I usually make, but for something to soak up the booze on a lazy night..why not? ;)
 
Ok, so I am still alive after the burger! :rolleyes:

I decided I'd eat something 'quick' last night before a thorough rum session and found the 90 seconds for this particular burger to be ready was pretty damn quick.

after applying the BBQ sauce and taking the first bite I can say it was actually fairly decent for £1. The bun was sweet, soft but alright, the 'rib burger' was also sweet and a bit garlicy but actually pretty good considering, it took 90 seconds to heat up and it was better than alot of people would like to admit.

Overal, considering the price and convenience it's pretty good. I would still prefer a home made burger with all the trimming I usually make, but for something to soak up the booze on a lazy night..why not? ;)

Thanks for undertaking the field research Samon. Hope the head's ok this morning!
 

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