Now that's a friend.
I'll tell you a good one. I have a friend called Astley, he works as a carpenter on oak timber framed buildings, and does a lot of work for the Weald and Downland Museum in Singleton where I live.
The Weald and Downland stock the full range of Gransfor Bruks axes. Before I knew the full value of these, he showed me a Small Forest Axe, which I loved immediately due to the perfect balance whatever the holding position on the shaft. I said, if you get up there again and can get me a discount, please grab one for me.
He turned up a few days before Christmas (few years ago now), with a really nicely grained SFA in his hands. I said I couldn't, I'd spent all I had on Christmas stuff.
He looked at me, looked at the axe, looked at me again, then said "Well, Happy Christmas then".