If you can't have cheese, Mary, chop half an onion into it.
Just an aside, I had a coupla nights under canvas the other week. The second night was unplanned & I didn't have my usual bag of porridge for breakfast as I'd only taken one, so I made up a pkt of noods without the broth sachet then when they were done, squeezed a healthy dollop of conny-onny into it. Some folk here of a certain age will remember pasta (often macaroni) made up as a baked milk pudding. The sweet milky noods were like a blast from the past. All that was missing was a sprinkle of nutmeg.