Obsessive compulsive disorder anyone?

[sasquatch]

My wife and some of my friends laugh at me for going over the top with certain things but I feel much better after reading this;

http://www.etsy.com/blog/en/2012/how-to-sharpen-pencils/

Now if only I could get that 5 minutes back somehow and move on with my life...

 

[Karl82]

now that is over the top it a flip-en pencil lol.

 

[MartinK9]

You think you have it bad.

I'm sat here waiting for:

1. The normal Postie - his times vary if he can be a**ed.
2. Rcorded Delivery - a couple of days late.
3. Parcel Farce - their 48 hr delivery is 12 hrs late already.


I know if I leave a note and pop out for that milk I need for a cuppa, they'll all appear: drop off notes saying "unlucky sunshine" and wait till I get back so they can all giggle at my misfortune.

 

[sasquatch]

It's serious business Karl. I could spot 3 flaws in the photo of the pencil! lolz

 

[RonW]

 

[John Fenna]

Huh!
No mention of knife work to sharpen a pencil .. not to mention which knife is best, a Woodlore or a Bear Grylls Ultimate ...
The bloke is obviously a novice!

 

[drewdunnrespect]

for ..... sake man its a pencil

 

[Bushwhacker]

I'll take a look at the link just as soon as I've finished counting the gravel on the driveway.

 

[FGYT]

for ..... sake man its a pencil

we where taught how to sharpen a pencil at school for TD and the correct widths to draw with and the B HB H hardness of the pencils and how to select them

dont think they use pencils in CDT these days .

 

[Silverback 1]

Just on my way out at the moment...............should be leaving in 20 minutes or so when i have finished checking that the gas cooker is off.

 

[sasquatch]

Just on my way out at the moment...............should be leaving in 20 minutes or so when i have finished checking that the gas cooker is off.

Don't forget to turn the light switch on and off 36 times or a loved one might die!

 

[rik_uk3]

fluoxetine would help that chap out ​

 

[RonW]

A swift encounter with a mallot too....

 

[John Fenna]

I was once diagnosed with CDO ... it is a bit like OCD - but all the letters have to be in alphabetical order

 

[Hoodoo]

I started laughing at step one and couldn't stop. Too funny!

 

[ex-member BareThrills]

You think you have it bad.

I'm sat here waiting for:

1. The normal Postie - his times vary if he can be a**ed.
2. Rcorded Delivery - a couple of days late.
3. Parcel Farce - their 48 hr delivery is 12 hrs late already.


I know if I leave a note and pop out for that milk I need for a cuppa, they'll all appear: drop off notes saying "unlucky sunshine" and wait till I get back so they can all giggle at my misfortune.

I feel your pain Martin. I always seem to be waiting on stuff just before a meet. So far ive had normal post and DPD couriers. Now waiting for parcel force with my tent

 

[MartinK9]

I feel your pain Martin. I always seem to be waiting on stuff just before a meet. So far ive had normal post and DPD couriers. Now waiting for parcel force with my tent

I'm still waiting

There's only so much black coffee one can have in a day

 

[decorum]

... I always seem to be waiting on stuff just before a meet.

I recognise that syndrome ~ my stuff usually arrives about midday on Friday and has to be checked and processed before I can leave for the Meet . Hopefully the order I'm expecting tomorrow will arrive in good time .

I'm still waiting View attachment 10545

There's only so much black coffee one can have in a day

:thinkerg::thinkerg: You could always order some milk and / or cream online ~ after all, you're waiting in for other deliveries anyway :sad6: :evilangel:

 

[Silverback 1]

I once went to the docs and told him that i had got OCD and it was affecting me in the bedroom dept, so he prescribed me the new wonderdrug from the USA............50% prozac and 50% viagra.......i now have no problems with my erection but i'm not really all that bothered anyway.

 

[FGYT]

I think hes got bigger problems than OCD if these quotes from the artical are anything to go by


referring to the shaving

(Sometimes called “the apple-peel effect” or “M’lady’s ruffled skirt abandoned on the floor in the throes of our love-making.”)​

reason to return the shavings with the pencil

A bag of clean shavings, besides looking delightful, should put to rest any concerns your clients .........​

that you passed the shavings through your body before returning them, etc​